“...infomercials over ham radio.”

You are so edgy, Madeleine.

“...a glorious primer on the intricacies of intersectional feminism...”

BlacKard is so much better.

Keillor didn’t say all Minnesota men were smart, he said “good looking”.

Thanks for letting us know it’s your worst nightmare...three times. Lightened the mood nicely.

I was a victim of Heterophobia by the Big Gay Leaders at BuzzFeed. It’s a good story, a true story.

Such subtle art is so rare anymore.

Finger always leaves me wanting more Finger...which is what you want out of gossip columnists, fingering.

I also hate scarves.

“Big Bertha” (Dicke Bertha), German WWI howitzer.

You do look like an unhealthy young boy, Bobby. Probably your ad agency time at DDB...not a good environment.

This is how you use a curse word in headline.

As an Old, this is what souping means to me.

“Shit your pants”?

Bullshit. His vodka is made with his tears.

What do you expect from another Millennial Jez blogger who thinks she knows more than “the olds” because she’s a precious “digital native”?

And more ageism from Jezebel, what a fucking surprise. I’m sorry you’re favorite shitty Millennial music act isn’t playing there.

Why is Jezebel covering this? Trying to “BuzzFeed” your traffic stats?

Oh look: more ageism from Jezebel.