He’s a big guy, but I’m a hockey player. If I ever walked by him in Manhattan (God, PLEASE), I would stroll right up to him, smile, and put his face through the back of his skull.

This is so badly imagined and written. Jezebel sucks since Dodai quit.. Keep me in the grays, I don’t a give shit you petty douchebags. Besides Merlan’s politics writing and Finger making gossip tolerable, you’re site is utterly fucking useless.

This is live. Amazing:

Ayn Rand. Then ignore everybody like a true existentialist.

A German house, Eichborn, tried “fly-vertising” at a 2009 book fair (their logo is a fly).

It’s spelled “whiskey”, non-alcoholic non-Irishman.

Her breasts are fake.

Logo expert here: yes.

Some straight men know, because—you know—we’re not fucking 28.

Bravo to Tara Jacoby for the excellent concept art.

Artistically related: the past called, it wants its idea back:

Crowdsourcing for pageviews.

I believe the author is a better target audience for your message.

"Righteous indignation" isn't quite right.

I saw this two (2) days ago. Great job, master-poster Shrayber.

@BattenDownTheSnatches

Search "copyranter vintage" and you'll have your first 50 posts.

Sure why not. She's the next Patsy Kline, Emmylou Harris, Loretta Lynne. She's sold more records, right? That = GREATNESS.

God who gives a shit, except the pathetic US media.