“Hey Antonio, this is only $3 a bottle and will have your head clear by Sunday afternoon!”

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

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I haven’t been this angry since my mom got back together with Craig.

I was at the MSG show and I was positive then that they’d reunite at some point. The very fact that its considered cliche will provide Murphy with tons of self-aware (and possibly self-loathing) material. This reunion is the quintessential LCD thing to do and I’m totally ok with that.

There were no formalities needed to ‘fire’ Jim Tomsula. They just don’t pick him up from the day laborers in the Home Depot parking lot anymore.

Seems like a fitting end to his time there. The last coach to take the Giants to the Super Bowl also left as a Fassel.

The world would be quite different if 20 minutes watching Youtube could actually change your life.

As a Timbers fanboy I am contractually obligated to argue that Nat Borchers has the best beard in MLS, maybe even in all of soccer. Andrea Pirlo looks like Alan Rickman in Die Hard.

Yes. Being sucked in the engine is so much better than being cooked by exhaust.

This may have been asked already but: anyone else intrigued by the way Kylo Ren keeps punching his own side when he’s fighting first Finn and then Rey? He gets a blaster shot to that side, we clearly see what seems to be blood in the snow, but why does he do it? I mean he’s probably in pain already so he’s causing…

Yes, it retreads a lot of Episode IV’s structure and elements, but manages to be incredibly fresh at the same time... like a house you love after a good spring-cleaning. Boyega and Ridley... just, wow. Fantastic dogfight action sequences, the Millenium Falcon has a major supporting role in this film.

Man what a good movie. It was really fun and really delightful on so many levels. There were some weird parts, to be sure, but they can easily be overlooked.

Well, we know it’s not beer.

Pac-Man’s got a chip on his shoulder and a bracelet around his ankle.

I know comparing players across eras is kind of a hot take...but fucking PRIME Kevin Garnett would have absolutely eaten Blake Griffen alive.

Herman,