Hot take: Coldplay is a great band, and amazing performers live. Its gonna be a great show

Get your fucking act together MLS, only a bush league organization has a team in green playing a red one.

I’ve been doing gratitude journalling for a long time, on and off, and it’s really helpful–it’s gotten me through some dark times. Below are extra tips I’ve picked up along the way which I’ve found extremely helpful (and if these are is in your article & I missed ‘em, apologies)

Probably best they didn’t take Gronk’s suggestion of the Fighting Sioux Flays.

Arrieta was a deserving enough Cy winner, but let’s take a minute to recognize what the greatest pitcher of his generation Clayton Kershaw has done over the past half decade. My favorite of the many fun Kershaw since 2011 stats is that he had a 2.13 ERA this season, which made his ERA over the past five years go up.…

Man, this hockey season is just flying by - usually you have to wait until the first round of the playoffs to see footage of caps getting knocked out

On that note, fuck winter. ATTACK!

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

Seattle is indeed not for everyone. It’s dark and drizzly and full of pot smoking gay hipster liberals. You’d be much happier going to Orlando. (leave Seattle to us tortured souls)

Still legal in DC! My $11 is safe!
h/t

I still have to tip my hat to my former home state of Nevada, which said “Sure, it’s legal, just register with the gambling commission and you’re golden.” That’s some good governin’ right there.

New York becomes the sixth state—and by far the most important one—to ban FanDuel and DraftKings.

This will be overruled. The United States Constitution states that I can own as many Colts as I want.

US soccer clarified that the guidelines don’t apply to German born children of US citizens, so the guideline change is unlikely to effect the future of the USMNT.

Son, don’t head the ball, it’s dangerous. If it comes in high, attempt an over head kick. Landing on your neck and potentially round house kicking another player’s face has been deemed safer.

This is why I’ll only let my kids participate in non-contact soccer activities, like seven-figure bribery.

“I suck now.” —Kobe Bryant, November 1, 2015

Or Rip Torn.

The people in Winnipeg are going to be so angry about this once they get the internet.

How can you leave out KD as Martin Lawrence’s pizza delivery person from Blue Streak?