I'm overpriced.

Did I just read the AV Club's version of an infomercial?

Hey man, look at that pony sweat!

Star Trek it Ralph?

So I've heard Kris Marshall is a favorite, and I've also heard many people say how much they loathe Kris Marshall. As an American, I'm unfamiliar with any of his work. What is so awful about him?

"Tiffany who?"
-Also Donald Trump

Why you hatin'? LOL

So…the internet.

HOT TAKE ALERT!!!

I once taught a kid named Sir Charles. I mean, I guess Tiffany* is a weird name too…

The ending, even when I was 17, had me rolling my eyes at the stupidity.

I still would rather watch Indy, no matter if he's just old and grumpy Harrison Ford.

On the other end of the Spielbergian spectrum, I recently re-watched Duel, and it still holds up really well. Simple and yet very suspenseful. I still hate passing 18 wheelers on the road.

I would rather watch that than Jurassic Park 2.

Jumanji?

I'm guessing it's to not make a "walking dead" joke about a guy who just died?

Towards the end of the movie: Monty to Churchill: "A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know the world hadn't ended."

Leans to one side: Looks. Like. Someone's. Got. A. Big. Pair. Of. Balls. On. Them.

When I see his face as stickers on people's cars, that's a little weird. My Dan Aykroyd sticker is fine, though.

They REALLY love the AV Club. Who knows? Maybe all of us are just parents, former classmates of The Caffeine Spider?