Please just let this franchise die.

Dowd gave this movie an A-?

Poor Stan, can’t even find a “real” friend with Truman, either.

Instead, the director’s job will go to...

I’m sure the Navy will give this guy the shaft.

Magic Carpet Ride as the theme would have been fantastic!

Archer’s theme has the opposite problem. It’s so very much a Trek like theme it’s boring as hell.

The only one these I agree with is Star Trek:Enterprise. I really dislike that song. But I’d also argue it’s not a very good show, so the theme does actually fit pretty well.

That is one hot take of a hot take. I’ve never known anyone to think that Red October is the weakest. It’s by far the best, and the others are really not close, other than perhaps Patriot Games.

Nor is it very intelligent, or fun anymore. It’s not really even a community.

I’m not sure these are necessary anymore...

No, it’s a Master of Arts Degree in Star Trek TV. Of which I have several degrees in.

That’s exactly how I feel. Scrolling through the site reminds me why I never go to kotaku, et al. Now the AV Club looks just as user unfriendly as the rest of gizmodo’s sites...

Bacon, Tomato, and Kelp?

I also admit that I'm actually Frank Stallone. But only for the past couple of months…

I guess I can now finally admit it was I who ended up dating Natalie Dormer.

So I feel like the 10th Doctor in the last scene of "The End of Time."

Well, so long as his recipes are good…

Dany, forget all of the "bend the knee" bullshit. Go and help the North, and if you win, you might find more willing to pledge loyalty for better reasons than "because."

Remember when in the first season they didn’t have the budget to show the big battle, so they just conked Tyrion over the head so they didn’t have to?