Ah, my people. I like that cinnamon roll one.

I’m sorry. That’s rough.

No shame, mate. Folk gotta eat.

Isn’t it irritating to think of a perfect comeback after the fact?

That’s how I feel. On the one hand, you shouldn’t hit. On the other, well..you shouldn’t be a Nazi.

Oh man, do I hear you. I lost both of mine, and my dog, in a period of 6 months. . I loved having them, but I don’t think I’d do it again. 

I think it’s tacky because it is apparently from Tiffany’s, which is near the Trump’s house. So it’s tacky cause it’s lazy? Or Tiffany’s itself is tacky?(Is it?)

You have ferrets and a doberman? Friggen 1%.

Finally, someone appreciates my true worth.

Nah. You can roast bananas in brown sugar with some caramel and pecans. Caramel and pecans are never bad decisions.

Well..I guess other people are worse, but that seems like an impolite thing to do without asking.

You may have gotten a bunch of notifications, because I kept trying to star your post and it refused to be starred. Even the internet is appalled by that greasy dude.

Does this guy really wander around the city asking random strangers to name a bunch of things in a category?

Thank you.

If I was paying that much for a house, I’d want it to at least look nice.

-converts Fahrenheit to Celsius

Truth. I don’t know a lot of militant vegans/vegetarians, but I sure know some meat eaters who are very obnoxious about what other people eat.

Oh, don’t worry, the bulk of Canadians are just as obnoxious, ignorant, and entitled as Americans. We just have better PR, and are more passive aggressive about it.

There is a lot of um in that second sentence, and there is nothing like Harry Potter fanfic to make me realize my lack of creativity.

She did chili, though.