I hear squirrel is actually pretty good, but gamey. There’s a Reddit thread where someone tried it.

I want to live in a place with pecan trees.

People stopped asking me if I was going to have kids after I flat out say I hate the sound of a child’s laughter, and if I get knocked up I’ll have an abortion.

Ah, but can you reach up high things without grabbing a chair/climbing on the counter/ potential brain damage?

He gives tonnes of money to American education and literacy programs. And universities. Wether you agree with how they dictate the money to be spent is a different issue, but saying they don’t donate to American non profits is incorrect.

Cauliflower is not food and needs to stop pretending to be.

I was well into my teens before I learned that a trollop was not a female troll.

Apple cider? Hot or cold, alcholic or no, it’s great.

I feel you. My husband’s family tends left (because that’s how Jesus would be!)..except his elderly German grandfather, who quite likes Trump. His aunt’s family is half American and Mr. Fish fully intends to poke the bear.

Truth.

I too was somewhat confused on why she didn’t just use a potato masher or a pastry cutter.

I like you.

It is a PC game. Do you not play your PC games more than once?

That is a thing, actually. A pretty tasty thing, in fact.

Ah. Well don’t mind me, I am drunker than I thought I was.

Iy’s today in North America, possibly South America. I suspect because of the date line. I also suspect I am drunk, but what can you do.

I have wasted many an hour on tv tropes.

Say you think you are coming down with something. That is my default.

Who isn’t up for pets?

No hippo picture is meaningless. Now you have a hippo picture and fun cocktail party facts!