I can imagine it would.

“Moose lambs”? Racial slurs are getting ahead of me. I just googled that expecting a weird looking moose calf and/or an insult about Canadians.

It was Red Hot Chili Peppers for me. I mean yeah, they’ve been a band longer than I’ve been alive, but they just seemed so 90's. Then I was 23, and the classic rock station played them, and I was offended for no discernible reason.

Sam Worthington was awesome as Macbeth though.

Why don’t you like pickles, you monster?

Am Canadian. Can confirm. 

Redwall has some pretty tasty sounding foods. I may get the cookbook someday.

No, but I see why you would ask. I do come from an area where there was/is a large immigrant population from Poland, Ukraine, and other Eastern European countries, so the regional diet has been effected by it.

Horseradish is awesome. I grew up on it (27) and making it is a family tradition.

I come to dirtbag to find out who the Cool Kids (TM) are these days. It’s my only pop culture access.

Or a reminder to do some proofreading. We all get something out of it.

I know. My father wore coveralls my whole life, so I was thinking coveralls instead of overalls. My bad.

On the bright side, your kid might be a dryad. They love trees, so they may go up to be a world class environmentalist lawyer, and save the Amazon.

Any photo without your dog in it is a bad photo.

I found a 350$ bear keychain the other day. What rich people buy is startling.

All of this is true.

I hope your baby is okay. Or rather, becomes okay, whichever is appropriate. I’m sorry you have to go through that.

When I was in Psych a few years back, my professors at least were extremely aware of how behind the field was. They did their best to hammer in all the flaws of diagnosis, treatment, studies, the DSM itself. I’d have hoped it would have don’t better since I left.

Indeed. I mean, if they have toothpaste on their chin, or their shirt is on backwards, maybe a polite “by the by” is in order. Anything else is out of line.

Take the 4:19 seconds of your life and do anything else. Make a sandwich. Knit a sweater.