That’s not how blog titles work. They have to be click-bait bullshit, because click-bait works and clicks are everything.

I really, really wish the hipster millenial writers for this site would take a lesson on titling an article. Please stop with the “this will...” or “you will...” titles. Quit being so matter of fact on every goddamn article! Pick up a magazine (yeah, we used to read automotive articles in those), and have a look at…

Exploring her Instagram was the highlight of my day.

does she cobble her own shoes? where does she get her wigs? HOW MUCH MONEY HAS SHE SPENT ON SILK IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS??

Bigger vehicles tend to be safer for the occupants, and less safe for anyone else. If anything, you improve safety by limiting the amount of giant vehicles on the road.

I feel like that was probably cut-content. Like he was gonna say something else bombastic and the lawyers would use the falcon doors to get out in the tight space and you get the double whamy of showing off the falcon doors utility while adding more to the schtick.

Yeah, I thought that whole bit was just a setup to show that the “Falcon” doors could work in tight spaces. But then they didn’t do that. It was odd.

I figured that’s where they were going with that, especially since the doors opening in tight clearance was a major selling point.

I was disappointed that they didn’t use the falcon doors to escape Clarkson’s trap.

>I have it on in the background 

The Ranch is definitely not a family-friendly show. If you don’t count their apparently limitless productions of awful kids shows, it’s just Fuller House and One Day at a Time. And only one of those two is worth watching.

Yeah but on mobile, it makes all Gizmodo Media sites unusable.

I would consider auto play videos, and popups that make you wait 5 seconds before a page load are good examples of obnoxious.

Either you’re infected by malware, or your standards of what you consider obnoxious are insanely entitled.

Honestly if they just got rid of the damn full screen pops-ups (“The article will be available in 5... 4... 3...”) every time you load a page I’d be fine. 99% of the time the ad doesn’t even finish loading before the timer clocks out and I exit so that makes it doubly pointless and obtrusive!

I’m in the exact same boat. I can tolerate some ads, but Gizmodo’s were so obnoxious I installed an ad blocker. I want to smack someone every time I get a “please whitelist us!” pop up.

Speaking of “Annoying Browser Notifications” I find it annoyingly hypocritical that the site that introduced me to ad blockers (and AdBlock Plus in particular) more than a decade ago - Now complains every time I come to the site BECAUSE I’M RUNNING AN AD BLOCKER.

You hate it as much as I do: that little box that appears whenever you visit a news site or blog, asking for permission to bug you with notification boxes for stuff you don’t care about.

I’ll give you something to cry about!!!