Tyreek: Zounds! I beseech you, fine woman, clear me of these false accusations!

The team clarified that next to Theismann’s name is not actually the retired number 7, just a picture of his tibia.

I do, so...

Mario Kart.

I dunno. Punching and belting a toddler and threatening a woman seems like a pretty impossible PR hurdle to overcome. One without the other, maybe. But both women and children? Yeah, nevermind. He’s a Cowboy by Week 11.

You need to be terrified of me, too, bitch.

The Browns are going to be stacked this year. 

You’ve already punched her in the face, punched her in the stomach while she was pregnant, and strangled her - I’m sure she’s plenty terrified.

Jesus. The worst offenders at my office just talk on the phone or eat in the stall (which might be worse than jerking it).

“visibly erect, making noises and groaning.”

The name Avisail sounds like some sort of new presciption strength drug to treat genital warts or something.

This comment is an outrage! A travesty! An abomination! It’s blasphemous! It’s despicable! It’s an embarrassment...

That was the most fun I’ve had watching golf since...uhh...

facing charges of child abuse, child neglect, and murder

“May no man ever attempt to succeed in his chosen profession, or in life, by means of moving for a raise” -Sports Fans

So. You’re not going to be one of the panel members, I take it?

40% of infinity is still infinity 😂

Lo Cain to the rescue.  Never gets old.

Dong Robbery: Robert Kraft’s next defense.