Couldn’t be any worse than Costas when he had Sochi eye.
“Walter, this investment will pay for itself many times over. Within the next 10 to 20 years the Jovian Moon prostitute industry alone will contribute millions of dollars annually to the US economy.”
Why the hell didn’t they shoot this in 4k Ultra-HD? What’s this SD crap?
Damn! Double fatality from a rear end hit to an SUV. Complete structural failure of some kind? Engine of the vehicle that hit them got up over bulk of the chassis of their SUV and came through the passenger compartment?
Brayden, Payton and Eaton. Can’t anyone give their kid a normal name anymore?
Water covers 2/3 of the Earth’s surface. Lorenzo Cain covers the rest.
Yes, it’s mounted with tape but in a Craig’s List ad you’d say it’s a “quick change mount”
Scamola is what Lamborghini should have called the Urus
Eight hours into the race Porsche is going to show up with the 919 Tribute, lop 15 seconds off the track record then go on to win the race by 20 laps.
Ah, racist hicks. Master race my ass. If there were such a thing as the master race, its members would know there shouldn’t be an apostrophe in “whites only.”
Oops. I’ll augment!
Don’t ever ask to see the captain’s log, especially after replicated baked beans.
Started reading this and was expecting a Trump joke. Nicely played!
If this gets cross posted to Jalopnik there will be confusion about how a) how one would use tape to repair a transmission and b) how to use that as the basis for a sex joke.
Here’s a clip of me in my tryout as a WRC co-driver.
Little known rally fact. Reading pace notes is the secondary job of the co-driver. Their primary job is using their enormous brass balls to balance out the driver’s.
Hard of course
Thermally Induced Fulminant Shock... best death metal band name EVER!
What part of the day does he reserve for yelling racial slurs at people and beating them unconscious?
Best name I’ve seen so far for Donnie Jr.: White Dracula