While I understand on a intellectual level why its objectively a good thing to have pain, all I can think of is if this poor woman somehow manages to have something done that corrects this and then the first time she stubs her toe be like ‘Aye, ye fuckin’ wee cunts, ah dinna new it wah gunna feel like this. ah wanna…

Is the FAAH-OUT gene something that was discovered by a SoCal grad student at MIT in Boston? 

“I’m just the average run-of-the-mill Conservative who wants a separate white apartheid ethno-state that can use non-whites as slave labor! I'm sorry, when did that become so wrong?!"

Do you tell your friends you came on here and “owned the libs” by basically calling all conservatives white supremacists?

I dare say many conservatives would take issue with the idea that they’re all white nationalists.

They gave you plenty of warning that only the strippers are allowed on stage.

I got punched the last time I danced, too.

I would enjoy Don Cherry’s head asploding like a scene from Scanners.

“Andthey’re bringing out a goal. But it isn’t a net, it’s a basketball goal.”

We are living in the darkest timeline, therefore the Liberty Flames are going to the fucking Final Four.

There's a reason people don't say "hung like an anteater."

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And the least common mascot takes down the most common... And the March continued.

Actually the switch panel is in the correct orientation. The rest of the car is backwards.

Before Poka Yoke was the idea that the UAW need the assembly to so easy that the parts would be thrown into a paper bag, shaken and they’d assemble themselves.  This from an old automotive engineer...

Looks okay to me.

A couple more years with Elway running the football side, and the team will be so cheap that the Trump Organization could afford it.

Shit, he’s gonna use all this money and goodwill to develop weather control satellites and become the West Coast Hank Scorpio, isn’t he? It’s always the quiet, nondescript ones you need to worry about.

How dare you suggest the Knicks could screw up a sure thing.

The real heroes here are the millions of low paid Chinese workers who have emigrated from the rural countryside to the cities in search of a better life for themselves and their families.