They’ll rebrand it as the “Corvette C8 II” halfway through production, then discontinue it once all the problems are corrected, declare that mid engine sports cars are a terrible idea, and not build another one for 30 years. 

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

“Oh but it’s okay guys, because we offer the new EcoSport in America instead!”

And this is why you should maintain at least one car length for each 10 miles per hour or follow at least 2 seconds behind. And don’t camp out in the passing lane.

Hotmail.

Being a Mazda fan is hazardous to your health. Pardon me while I drink myself into oblivion. 

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

But games like tonight, that’s the part where the Pats/MAGA telepathy everyone likes to talk about breaks down a little bit. New England, who as a lifelong Jets fan I fucking despise, are undoubtedly incredibly well coached and disciplined; everything Trump is not. Every one of those insane 3rd down passes were…

...It’s a dark timeline when Kroenke is the lesser of two evils.

And the fans of both are entitled assholes who play the victim even when they win! What a time to be alive!

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

In his defense, that was always my favorite Madden tactic as a child.

I’m assuming the Chiefs are already putting in the calls on hiring Tony Romo to take over their defense.

Fucking Trump's still in office and the Patriots are in the Super Bowl again. 2019 can already eat a dick

Denkinger’s was a bad call.

True, but lets remember that Cardinals fans don’t deserve any joy if possible 

Didn’t he use a GM 4T60 transmission during drag racing days? Nothing strange about doing this with “imports”. Those old American designs were quite overbuilt.

You see, there’s a guy named Bob White who staked a claim to that particular shitter.