Plus it’s insured for $500k, so when the dealer torches the place when his 4th wife asks for a divorce he will be liquid.

What really grinds is that, even if you turn up with $0.5M, there’s this rust proofing that they put on at the factory, there’s nothing they can do about it...

Cue the “I know what I have meme”.

I mean, that’s our reaction to the whole presidency, so.

I like how he’s holding his jacket closed like he’s afraid of either 1. accidentally setting himself on fire even though he’s three feet away from the candelabra or 2. Getting the flaps of his jacket in the “food,” which is safely ensconced in cardboard.

“Summa cum laude at Liberty University and this is what I’m doing.”

“Lumos!”

Such a proud boy.

Burger King is a Canadian based company (they merged with Tim Hortons a few years ago and did some legal wiggling so they can avoid paying US taxes.) Shameful. You’d think Trump would know that and could find a Russian company to do the catering.

If Stephen Miller and a cat clock spawned a child.

Considering that there’s a Chik-Fil-A on Clemson’s campus, and that was a known deciding factor for one of the recruits, this maybe Trump’s best work since that time he outswam Fred Trump’s other sperms.

As a Bear’s fan I still feel like they made the right choice moving up and getting Trubisky. Throwing 50 touchdown passes and winning playoff games are just a part of what QB’s need to do for their team.

The other highlight was the chud in the stands getting caught red-handed, on camera, hucking a snowball towards the field.

When I’m feeling down I go to my local grocery store, slap a sticker across the UPC code of a box of giant size rubbers so they won’t scan, and then stand in line apologetically while the cashier gets on the intercom to ask for a price check on Durex Magnums for me.

If I get caught sending dick pics they’ll try to kick me off the Supreme Court

You just got Bird Boxed!

Have the link? asking for a friend...

Chevrolets are more reliable than Hondas and Toyotas???

That gif smells like hair gel and roofies.

“Sean McVay is Unavailable.”