I was wrong about this game. Very wrong. Which means the stock I pick toMorrow is coming through baby. I’m due

That’s what they call basketball in Europe. I thought you sports people knew that.

No matter, Harden will be exposed as a fraud when he runs into Junior Seau and the San Diego Chargers in the playoffs.

Each other. They locked eyes and shared a moment. It just happened to be the best time to share a moment.

Holy crap...

I feel like ones that use magic would be really risky. One wrong move and your small intestine is coming out of your ear.

Right? And wouldn’t “Fecal Deletus” or “Urine Exumai” then have to be like, the FIRST spell they learn?

Hey, it’s less than a 1994 Toyota Supra.

As a Spurs fan, I’m not even mad Harden willed this one out. This is one fucking phenomenal display of basketball tonight. And he wasn’t chipping away to that 44 with undeserved free throws; dude turned a 20-point deficit against a dynastic team into goddamn NBA JAM catch up AI. What a goddamn game to watch tonight,…

You’re watching that Christmas movie more than a week late.

He's a guest on the Score's morning show and it is like listening to an 80 year old talk about e-sports or something. 

You’re both doing the Lord’s Work.

It’s just... it’s mind numbing.

“Everyone knew Joe Montana would eventually have arm issues. And look, he only won Super Bowl MVP three times before he got injured and traded away in favor of a backup. That’s why he went in the third round. Teams know what they are doing...”

The NFL is such a dangerous sport that even scouts aren’t immune to CTE.

What made that interception so baffling was that it wasn’t even that horrible a throw. It was just that for some reason, as mentioned in the post, Cook seemed to be completely unaware that he should be doing anything once the play starts and starts just walking forwards. That is what makes the interception itself so…

More experienced reporters would control the questioning with a pregnant pause, but given that it’s Jones he would just hit it with his car and run out of the press conference completely.

Transformers exploding are a foundational part of every good, well-run power plant.

Their attitude reminds me of this tweet:

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not.