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Dead set, if defensive players were ever taught how to tackle properly - instead of diving head first at the knees of the runner - the hurdlers would be getting drilled every single time. They’d all learn pretty quickly after the first guy took a helmet to the dick and balls.

I think it’s this photo from the other angle that explains the low price:

So, is it a horse or a bull?

As someone with zero Alabama connections, I always felt that Saban got a lot of shit just for being a football weirdo and a really good coach of semi-pro level players with compensation caps. That’s totally fine in my book! Even with Kiffin and Sarkisian, those guys were just fucking assholes, right? I’m okay with

Motherfucker! I stuck with Saban when he tried to rehabilitate notorious asshole Lane Kiffin and booger-eating Steve Sarkisian, but we’re talking about someone who is responsible for the death of a player. If we actually hire this son of a bitch I am done with Alabama. 

What could they possibly need to consult him on? Alabama’s been the top program in the nation forever. Maryland was the pits of their conference...only marginally better than Rutgers

Jesus. It’s like they’re actively trying to make me give up football. 

At this point I’d be all in favor of just cancelling the remaining 6 weeks of the season and letting the Chiefs, Rams, and Saints play a round robin, double elimination tournament of some kind to decide the winner.

Trent Dilfer and I have the same number of 400 yard games over the course of our careers. My career is in marketing and PR though.

I was kinda hoping they didn’t land it first.

Big deal, after a night of too many cosmos I too got eye level with the rim. My story also involves a transcendent Dook, as well.

There are some surprisingly shallow bowls out there, even for us average-sized fellers! And let me tell you what, sitting down on a public toilet to discover the unexpected sensation of cold damp porcelain on your dangly bits is... profoundly dismaying.

Acting Attorney General Bull Shannon 

I read the article and now it makes sense- somewhat. I was picturing a toilet with a large dick of its own.

I support Matt Whitaker for Acting US Attorney General.

Goddamn snowflakes. Everybody knows a REAL man blames others for his own failures!

And a truly classic pearl-clutching performance by Joe Buck.

It can’t be easy being a colorblind QB in the NFL. Can’t they get him some special glasses made? Those blue blocker ones? 

In a martial arts tournament a few years ago, I caught a similar elbow from a guy far less talented than this.