The other highlight was the chud in the stands getting caught red-handed, on camera, hucking a snowball towards the field.

When I’m feeling down I go to my local grocery store, slap a sticker across the UPC code of a box of giant size rubbers so they won’t scan, and then stand in line apologetically while the cashier gets on the intercom to ask for a price check on Durex Magnums for me.

If I get caught sending dick pics they’ll try to kick me off the Supreme Court

You just got Bird Boxed!

Have the link? asking for a friend...

Chevrolets are more reliable than Hondas and Toyotas???

That gif smells like hair gel and roofies.

“Sean McVay is Unavailable.”

I was wrong about this game. Very wrong. Which means the stock I pick toMorrow is coming through baby. I’m due

That’s what they call basketball in Europe. I thought you sports people knew that.

No matter, Harden will be exposed as a fraud when he runs into Junior Seau and the San Diego Chargers in the playoffs.

Each other. They locked eyes and shared a moment. It just happened to be the best time to share a moment.

Holy crap...

I feel like ones that use magic would be really risky. One wrong move and your small intestine is coming out of your ear.

Right? And wouldn’t “Fecal Deletus” or “Urine Exumai” then have to be like, the FIRST spell they learn?

Hey, it’s less than a 1994 Toyota Supra.

As a Spurs fan, I’m not even mad Harden willed this one out. This is one fucking phenomenal display of basketball tonight. And he wasn’t chipping away to that 44 with undeserved free throws; dude turned a 20-point deficit against a dynastic team into goddamn NBA JAM catch up AI. What a goddamn game to watch tonight,…

You’re watching that Christmas movie more than a week late.

You’re both doing the Lord’s Work.

It’s just... it’s mind numbing.