What made that interception so baffling was that it wasn’t even that horrible a throw. It was just that for some reason, as mentioned in the post, Cook seemed to be completely unaware that he should be doing anything once the play starts and starts just walking forwards. That is what makes the interception itself so…
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More experienced reporters would control the questioning with a pregnant pause, but given that it’s Jones he would just hit it with his car and run out of the press conference completely.
Transformers exploding are a foundational part of every good, well-run power plant.
Their attitude reminds me of this tweet:
I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not.
Dead set, if defensive players were ever taught how to tackle properly - instead of diving head first at the knees of the runner - the hurdlers would be getting drilled every single time. They’d all learn pretty quickly after the first guy took a helmet to the dick and balls.
I think it’s this photo from the other angle that explains the low price:
So, is it a horse or a bull?
As someone with zero Alabama connections, I always felt that Saban got a lot of shit just for being a football weirdo and a really good coach of semi-pro level players with compensation caps. That’s totally fine in my book! Even with Kiffin and Sarkisian, those guys were just fucking assholes, right? I’m okay with…
Motherfucker! I stuck with Saban when he tried to rehabilitate notorious asshole Lane Kiffin and booger-eating Steve Sarkisian, but we’re talking about someone who is responsible for the death of a player. If we actually hire this son of a bitch I am done with Alabama.
What could they possibly need to consult him on? Alabama’s been the top program in the nation forever. Maryland was the pits of their conference...only marginally better than Rutgers
Jesus. It’s like they’re actively trying to make me give up football.
At this point I’d be all in favor of just cancelling the remaining 6 weeks of the season and letting the Chiefs, Rams, and Saints play a round robin, double elimination tournament of some kind to decide the winner.
Trent Dilfer and I have the same number of 400 yard games over the course of our careers. My career is in marketing and PR though.
I was kinda hoping they didn’t land it first.
Big deal, after a night of too many cosmos I too got eye level with the rim. My story also involves a transcendent Dook, as well.
There are some surprisingly shallow bowls out there, even for us average-sized fellers! And let me tell you what, sitting down on a public toilet to discover the unexpected sensation of cold damp porcelain on your dangly bits is... profoundly dismaying.
Acting Attorney General Bull Shannon
I read the article and now it makes sense- somewhat. I was picturing a toilet with a large dick of its own.