Goddamn snowflakes. Everybody knows a REAL man blames others for his own failures!

And a truly classic pearl-clutching performance by Joe Buck.

It can’t be easy being a colorblind QB in the NFL. Can’t they get him some special glasses made? Those blue blocker ones? 

In a martial arts tournament a few years ago, I caught a similar elbow from a guy far less talented than this.

Charge $8.50 per burger, take healthcare away from my employees, and vote republican, obviously.

I think you blame online retailers, then blame foreigners, then blame Obama, then call everyone a communist, then change the bun to brioche and add aged cheddar cheese then charge $17 for an artisan burger which only cost $0.12 extra to make.

When you place a tariff on an imported good, local manufacturers raise prices to match and pocket the profit. They don’t keep prices low to gain a competitive advantage.

I look forward to the Raiders being the first team in NFL history to draft 3 quarterbacks in the first round in next year’s draft.

I see at least two good players in the there.

We’ve finally found a sports league that shares Mike Pence’s values. Maybe we can spend a few hundred thousand dollars to send him to a game that he’ll actually stick around for.

Well, when you put it like that it just seems ridiculous.

coach Bobby Petrino noted his efforts to “develop a culture of accountability that everyone in our program must live up to.”

Still longer than I’d last in an MMA fight. Or an arm wrestling match. Or an actual wrestling match. Or in any type of physical activity besides typing this comment.

What a slap to the face to Brees. This is the kind of indiginity that will really leave a mark.

The horse’s name?  Brett Kavaneigh 

Drafted in the fourth(!) round by the Cavaliers. One has to assume after the pick the draft was over and the next team said, “That’s it. That’s everyone.” 

you figured he would’ve switched to red red wine for that one

This is what I find myself screaming. Even if you are a racist, rapist, trump loving, environment hating person, can we PLEASE just acknowledge that he did poorly? I found it SHOCKING, how frustrated he got at the questions, he couldn’t answer. This man is a JUDGE! How is he so bad at questioning? How is he so bad at…

They never count a rich white man’s anger as emotion. It’s always always “passion” or something equally deflecting. I think his is probably in the “righteous indignation” category.

José did quite a number on my liver, too. Then I discovered Patrón.