COTD. To think my kids are responsible for me getting a joke....

I think the fuel is to blame.

Best thread ever.

To be fair it’s balls ass hot. I don't think you could bring enough beer to stay cool out there and I know some pretty imaginative rednecks...

I guess the ship has sailed in the Sportsman race.

Before this year I couldn’t imagine a bigger douchebag than a Missouri grad cheering for the Jayhawks (or reverse). Almost as egregious as a KU grad cheering for UK or UNC.

I used to like Tim as a political nerd, but this an almost nonforgivable offense, but Trump is still way worse.

Lighten up Francis.

Is it a Café Racer? Would it make a good first bike?

I saw the title and wanted to ask the most juvenile questions:

My condolences about your father. Hows the car?

Here, have a cookie.

I refuse to believe any “facts” that I couldn’t gleam from Anchorman.

Makes sense that the truck currently resides in San Diego, home of the easiest meteorology jobs in the world.

Seriously think about the physics of that. It’s equivalent to saying stomping the gas in a FWD is going to cause the ass to come around. How would slowing the rear only cause it to pass the front

Well, since I couldn’t do that without some modification, or a brake system failure, I won’t try it.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dog with that kind of thousand-yard stare.

This guy is really good at remaining silent when he should say something to the authorities.

It took me a second to get this, but well done. A real Sleeper of a comment.

I don’t understand everyone praising him for his consistency. I mean, isn’t the point of having a Duncan is so that it can be up-and-down?