A rich white guy from Pennsylvania quoting Malcolm X is a little too much for me to take this morning.

She works down at Wintergreen Zebra on the weekends. She told me she’s only dancing to put herself through law school and to help pay for her mom’s colitis treatment. She says that I’m different than all the other clients. As soon as I can scrape together the cash for a Maserati, we’re going to run off and start a…

This is gonna be one of those comment sections, so I just want to say I appreciate you sharing with your experience and hope things get better.

I award you all the stars for this.

Our long national nightmare is over.

This song is the reason I made it a personal goal to get an Alpine in-dash CD player for my first car a few years later. Ah, the young brain...

The only thing that’ll stop a bad Grand Cherokee with a Monostable shifter is a good Wrangler with a manual.

And the Jeep transmission problem claims yet another life.

why does school have a capital S? Is it really a strip club where a dancer named Avalon works? Otherwise, it’d be pretty ratchet. Surprised her name isn’t Mercedes.

I was rooting for someone to take a selfie with Joan. I think I might have a problem.

Bruising your knee.

I don’t let facts get in the way of a cheap joke.

Ferrari has filed a protest against Bugatti claiming the car shouldn’t have been allowed to run since it wasn’t on sale yet.

(a viral dance created by a couple high school kids and made popular by college athletes as explained by Ellen DeGeneres for you olds.)

Sounds like the crew’s relationship is on the rocks.

Why can’t it be Skip Bayless whose car rolls down a driveway and pins him up against a brick wall? Why is Stuart Scott dead of cancer, but this guy gets to keep having a broadcasting career?

It would be one thing if these kind of dipshits were few and far between. But they aren’t. I’m sorry, but I consider young, uneducated assholes like them to be the most dangerous people in the country.

Honestly, if North Carolina’s lawmakers wanted to do something to really protect their state, they’d quit worrying about bathrooms and simply outlaw Rascal Flats’ music. Hopefully the other 49 states would follow suit and the world would be a better place…

No Century Optics for Tsuzuki. What a gamer with a 4x5 on a reef. Always amazing to see the guy who did it first. One shot wonder!