I've done embedded systems programming myself. Built a wireless mesh network so vending machines could report fill status without sending out a truck. This was before cellular data was cheap enough to use. Each of these boxes is stand alone with an embedded processor. I think it's you who doesn't know cars very…

Dont read the comments. dont read the comments. dont read the comments. fuck why did i read the comments.

This post is actually a fine example of greater-Gawker policy: don't worry about a nuanced exploration of the truth, just get me some motherfucking gasoline soaked CLICKS!!!!!!

Me: Yeah so they might have two, 'One True Champions'

Visually offensive awesome!

Wow, fuck the Rams tribute to Michael Brown and Ferguson, that's a powerful tribute to do the hands-up gesture in-game.

AFAIK Rambro lives inside his adoptive owner's private property so there shouldn't be too many random passers-by that don't know him.

What a butt head!

I don't know if I should be laughing at the fact that they still use MIG-15s or impressed by the fact that they are still able to get MIG-15s into the sky without crashing down.

Well, that exceeded expectations.

I'm glad to see he's steered clear of neck or teardrop tats. That shit will ruin future job prospects.

Also, most cops squids are on a huge above the law power trip. They enjoy being that giant dick with a badge crotch rocket. Most traffic enforcement biker gangs harbor societal discontent by giving out shitty revenue generating tickets showing off dangerous tricks to whoever they can, pestering people and generally…

Eric Berry: Be honest doc, is the treatment rough?
Doctor: Oh no, no. Very mild. Worst case scenario it'll make you a little hoarse.
Eric Berry: [faints]

Don't feel bad. With Simpson vs. California, the defense let the running back get away with murder.

"These woods over here?"

A "GT-K" of course. K is for kropy.

Kurt Warner isn't taking to the internet to call for genocide, though, and he does have that going for him.

Can a guy who played for Mike Martz really believe in intelligent design?

No monkeys to humans, true, but I've seen a QB turn into a squawking ass, so that's something.

and his wife, like Eve, most likely evolved from one of the ribs in the meat section of the supermarket he used to work at.