He’s like the kid who used to show up at the schoolyard in authentic Jordans and Gary Payton jersey, yet as soon as you passed it to him, he dribbled off his foot.

One day, the FIA, the IOC, and FIFA will join to form the ultimate organization of corruption and criminal behavior. The search for a cat will commence, and that is where the 007 novels begin.

Pftt. I can do that. I just don’t want to.

Dunlop’s lap record of 133.393mph on lap 2 is remarkable yeah, but his first lap was a 133.369mph lap....from a standing start. That’s arguably more impressive even though it was 0.2s than the record lap

I would but I don’t think I can hold my breath for 16+ minutes

As a Royals fan, I’m totally willing to admit that Ventura is baseball’s surliest little shit.

It was meanness that beat Foreman. Ali went in there and basically said, “I’m going to give the fight you want, let you hit me however you want, it won’t be enough, and then I’m going to knock your ass out.” You can see it in Foreman’s face in the 7th and 8th round when he’s run out of gas and realizing that his best…

Don’t paint with a broad brush...I’m an old white kinda rich hillbilly from Tennessee and Martin Daniel can kiss my ass.

I’m just shocked he called him Cassius instead of “Toby”.

Cassius is a good, pagan, Roman name, godsdammit.

The IRL is dead along with CART. IndyCar is much more CART then IRL at this point, but instead of Lolas and Reynards they are Chevrolets and Hondas. So, why don’t you come on back and enjoy some close racing, with great drivers, on some of the best racetracks in America.

Well, so did The Pretenders.

Kerrati!!

KerrPow!!

The word “million” decided to take a bathroom break. It’s now back in the game.

Sure, but now it looks like there is a giant clutch disc blocking the way. Thanks Obama.

The supreme irony here is that Brazil had a 5,000 seat velodrome that was built in 2007. It was plenty good enough to host world class racing. But the not even decade old Barra velodrome was demolished in the run-up to the 2016 Olympics to make way for...the Olympic velodrome.

Hey, how about a spoiler warning? Some of us are waiting until Episode VIII to find out who Supreme Leader Snoke is!

Good race until the Biebs showed up looking like a homeless vape shop owner. I hated #teamblessed #teamLH before that, but that sent shivers down my spine. I wish James Hunt were still alive so he’d come and punch both of those pricks in the face then make a comment about big balls. THATs what F1 needs now.