If I didn’t know better, I’d say Hinch has a spot in the booth waiting when he’s done. Hope he can win this thing today.

This cat is awesome.

You spelled June wrong.

After 30 years of saying “how Royal of them,” I am enjoying saying “how Royal of them!”

Why bother when your mom does it so much better?

Knock, knock, knocking down heaven’s door.

Bullshit. Publisher’s Clearinghouse is a well known front for drug and gun running. I’ve got a cousin in law enforcement who told me. In fact, many people in the know think Ed was actually Carlos the Jackal.

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

Fun fact: Kids born in the 2000s need to get off my lawn. Don’t make me wave my cane!

Maybe Dale Jr. is also a Hitler reference. Think about it.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

Thank you so much for forcing me to try to find photos of Arn looking young. I’m pretty sure he came out of the womb a grizzled 50-year-old, but I did find this gem:

A significant number of baseball players are cordially invited to get over it. If you groove one to a hitter and he takes it deep, that’s on you. Shut up and fuck off.

The question is, can he get it to land upright?

I don’t trust him not to come back back back back back back.

If we’re wishing (to put this in perspective, I am super cheap) I would pay $200 to see President Obama debate Donald Trump.

YOU ARE A BILLIONAIRE. If you want 10 million donated to charity just fucking do it and debate for free you despicable windbag.

They won’t let it die because VW needs a pushrod V8 for their future NASCAR effort.

Was that fan not aware that of any former professional basketball player, Charles Barkley is the one who has actually thrown someone through a plate glass window, and when asked by the judge if he had any regrets, said yes, I wish I had been on a higher floor?

If Mike Francesa were an ice cream flavor he’d be pralines and dick.