Bring back horses! Ban shoes! Fire bad!

The supreme irony here is that Brazil had a 5,000 seat velodrome that was built in 2007. It was plenty good enough to host world class racing. But the not even decade old Barra velodrome was demolished in the run-up to the 2016 Olympics to make way for...the Olympic velodrome.

Hey, how about a spoiler warning? Some of us are waiting until Episode VIII to find out who Supreme Leader Snoke is!

I have been that close. Cheetahs are small enough to be naturally scared of us, not like a lion or leopard that would think nothing of killing something our size. San Diego Zoo has cheetahs which are paired with a dog while they are kitten/puppy because the dog gives the cheetah confidence so they don’t spook at trash…

KITTY! KITTY! KITTY! KITTEEEEEEEEE!

Good race until the Biebs showed up looking like a homeless vape shop owner. I hated #teamblessed #teamLH before that, but that sent shivers down my spine. I wish James Hunt were still alive so he’d come and punch both of those pricks in the face then make a comment about big balls. THATs what F1 needs now.

If I didn’t know better, I’d say Hinch has a spot in the booth waiting when he’s done. Hope he can win this thing today.

This cat is awesome.

You spelled June wrong.

After 30 years of saying “how Royal of them,” I am enjoying saying “how Royal of them!”

Why bother when your mom does it so much better?

Knock, knock, knocking down heaven’s door.

Bullshit. Publisher’s Clearinghouse is a well known front for drug and gun running. I’ve got a cousin in law enforcement who told me. In fact, many people in the know think Ed was actually Carlos the Jackal.

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

Fun fact: Kids born in the 2000s need to get off my lawn. Don’t make me wave my cane!

Maybe Dale Jr. is also a Hitler reference. Think about it.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

Thank you so much for forcing me to try to find photos of Arn looking young. I’m pretty sure he came out of the womb a grizzled 50-year-old, but I did find this gem:

I don’t trust him not to come back back back back back back.