And you get to feel superior and write a comment about Deadspin dissing the Cardinals and their fans. So you win, too!

The white, middle class Cardinal fans feel good about themselves because they "told off" the protesters. The protesters are happy because they got attention and media coverage. And Deadspin found another reason to rag on St. Louis. Everybody wins.

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Did anyone on the Orioles do a back flip? If not, shut the fuck up.

I'm genuinely pleased you don't like it.

Congratulations. You got the joke.

Okay, I have to ask. Does this mean it has... muffler bearings?

Quick, file a patent before someone else beats you to it!

So this is spun by the exhaust? They should attach another turbine on the other side to suck air in, and then route it to the intake.

Gotta keep the name alive for at least 231 years to keep it canon.

She killed that beer like a champ. Seriously, I am really, really impressed.

A few of the people in the Greater Los Angeles area moved there from other cities.

Sometimes you spank the rally monkey, and sometimes the rally monkey spanks you.

Adrian Peterson approved

I said to my wife, "this will be on Deadspin". Thanks for not disappointing.

Really glad you caught this. Couldn't believe the broadcast cut away so quickly (and the announcers didn't acknowledge it). Easily the most riveting action of the last two hours.

I cant tell if this is sincere or serious high level performance art. Either way, bravo to you, sir.

Cleveland, Ohio has 26 Fortune 1000 companies. 26!?!? You defined the playing field and decided on the economic metric on which the game shall be judged and STILL lost to a city in the Rust Belt. Frickin' Cleveland, Ohio, United States.

Adults(people well into their 40's) in St. Louis will ask other adults where they went to high school because it is a way of determining whether or not they are worth talking to. This is a real thing.

Yeah, fuck you, St. Louis! Our mayor can totally freebase more cocaine than yours, and does!