Ummm....running 50 yards away from the play to take a bow is and has always been worth a 15-yarder in the NCAA. Yeah, Pac-12 refs suck ass but that dude is a moron and cost his team the game.

I like this joke, Morried In The Gary. This joke is an adorable joke.

I worry about you.

It would be nice to see a rematch of the 1985 World Series, with the Royals playing the Cards.

I ran out of jokes for him last year. Even if he has a golden name like that, there's only so long before it gets old—so old that it becomes Rusty.

OK, so maybe I have a few more left in me.

It's funny, because I just heard a talking head tell me that it doesn't make mathematical sense to steal bases the way the Royals do, and the guys was shooting off about how they are making a huge mistake.

I would like to say that the Royals fan with the "If We Win, My Husband Will Buy Me A Puppy" sign has great taste in Corgi GIS images.

After reading that, you can't help but think of how impressive it was to sleep in that noise

Fixed

The penalty obviously didn't affect the Chief's beatdown of my beloved Pats, so I think a public apology and perhaps a donation to his Mosque/charity of his choice is adequate mea culpa (what is "I'm sorry" in Arabic, anyways?)

Even with 500 pounders you can feel the concussion in your chest from a half mile away. So it'd be fair to say that anybody who wasn't behind cover that was within 100 yards probably had a bad day.

He let's them have a knife?!

The only way he could treat that kid worse is if he sent him up in a rickety lift during swirling winds to film practice.

This is what Milhouse van Houten would look like as a real person.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

Rolling on fiddy eights yall

Wow! eight-pot calipers.