We Jalops should rally AGAINST any effort by Toyota to market their beige appliances to our youth! Just like tobacco companies, breweries, computer manufacturers and software companies before them, Toyota understands that if they can get kids hooked early they will have life long customers. Unquestioningly loyal…

Word of warning for anyone going with me into combat. If we're in the four door variant, with me driving and you manning the .50... I don't care if we're under fire from every direction, if you let loose with that ma deuce while the muzzle is about eight inches over my head, I will stop the vehicle, get out and…

Kansas City -> I've got a very specific vehicle in mind. It started off life as a green base model 3rd gen. Cavalier. It's got some ridiculous body kit bolted, or more likely, drywall screwed on. All of the kit components are in a flat grey or maybe white primer. None of the panels line up right and you could measure…

Apparently so. I just ran a GIS on "drunk irishman" and that's what I got.

Taint McGroin. Known for aggressive driving, a quick temper and driving while more loaded than an outside rear at Talladega, this Catholic priest from the Emerald Isle was a force to be reckoned with throughout the late 1960's. Driving the number 66 Idaho Potato Commission Dodge, Taint rarely, if ever won, but his…

Worked with the original AC Cobra as well. IIRC Cobra #1 got a new coat of paint every time it would be sent off to a different magazine.

Why do I keep thinking of Michael Keaton scratching a spot off a non existent windshield while making a "eeeee, eeeee" noise?

Oh Monte Carlo... I'm so glad you're still the choice of the mentally challenged Chevrolet customer.

I doubt weed was the underlying cause of this incident. The core problem is this girl is about as dim as a lite bright peg.

I'd have gone $200k if it had a footprint gas pedal installed.

MRAP - Why? Because 27,500 lb curb weight, that's why.

The agreed upon price was actually $34.99925 million, but then McCaw caved in and got the Trucoat.

"...more ripple in it than a skidrow 7-11..." I, Cooter Baldwin, least famous of the five Baldwin brothers, do hereby nominate Graverobber for a Pulitzer in the Feature Writing and Public Service categories.

This. I stopped riding as soon as I found out my wife was pregnant.

Shortly after Ford Motor Company introduced their new "Colbert" sedan, Chrysler Group announced plans to produce a competing "Kimmel" model. In addition, General Motors showed the first images of the "Gifford" TSHSUV (Talk Show Host Sport Utility Vehicle) prototype.

No kidding! There is nothing more frightening than pissed off pasty white French Canadian liberal arts students.

I know they need a lot of gear and electronics but 1,700 pounds? Are they putting surplus VAX minicomputers in these things?

Actually I've been so swamped at work I hadn't heard about Robin's passing.

Of course, Fred was also noteworthy of being the only one of the five Gibb brothers that didn't pursue a career in the music industry.

To be honest, I'm a little disappointed. This clip has so much going for it: a clapped out Mopar, a hayfield, berms, ditches and a some rural American kids with too much time and too little fear of serious injury. On top of all that the audio and video production quality was, at least by YouTube hooning clip…