Aircraft carriers and subs only.... I think. The Russians have some non-Aircraft carrier surface Nukes.

[Waylon Jennings Voice] Now just around 3:00 ol' Deputy Weatherford... we all know him as Benjamin Dale 'round these parts... and a couple of his buddies were headed down to the Hazard county line. Well, that's when they ran into a little problem... a little concrete curbing problem. [/Waylon Jennings Voice]

For $900 yank the engine and trans, drop the front suspension, get a couple sticks of square tube and fabricate a trailer hitch on the front of that bad boy. Hell it's already plumbed for brakes and wired for brake lights! Best of all you'd have the most bad ass, most Jalopniest camper trailer in the campground.

'98 A4 1.8T - Looking at the current pricing of Audi's lineup it's hard to believe there was a brief window of time where the A4 was probably the best automotive bargain out there. With $27k and just a little bit of haggling you could leave an Audi dealership behind the wheel of an A4 Quattro with the 1.8T (possibly…

'98 A4 1.8T - Looking at the current pricing of Audi's lineup it's hard to believe there was a brief window of time where the A4 was probably the best automotive bargain out there. With $27k and just a little bit of haggling you could leave an Audi dealership behind the wheel of an A4 Quattro with the 1.8T (possibly…

Shortly after this video was made Team Joest starting using the facility as a test track because it provides a surface almost as rough as Sebring.

Watching Sainz drive just isn't the same without Luis Moya shouting out pace notes.

Jesus, Herm Edwards has really let himself go.

Not a nice price, but definitely not crack pipe either. If we were to run a scale from "Nice Price" (equating to completely sober) up through "Crack Pipe", I'd say this would be in the "Case of Keytstone" to "Ditch Weed" neighborhood.

I hope Zuckerberg will still be able to make his house payments.

Incorrect mounting of the battery cable cover = someone used two wraps of electrical tape when the original design called out three.

Well since everyone and their brother chimed in with my original answer, how 'bout

1st - Doomed to failure. Haven't the powers that be figured out that Dodge products need 'Hemi' plastered all over them before they generate any interest?

What if I suffer from Capacitive Deficiency Syndrome and can't use touch screens?

I believe I might have zumpthing to zolve this problem.

Not every day you get to see the kid from Mask hanging with the kia gerbils.

Arrange all the cars and trucks by curb weight. Watch baffled bow-tie fans try to figure out why the ZL1 is mixed in with all the full size trucks.

Product Manager: "We need to come up with a concept to appeal to late 20's early 30's buyers who know absolutely nothing about cars. I was thinking the Mitsu Eclipse was always a nice looking car that seemed to appeal to our target buyer, but it lacked... something."

Daimler Benz DB 603

Might as well go all in.