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I’m not from DC and really only like Ovie, but from an outsider’s view, the typical Washington move is to get one REALLY GREAT player and stand pat until that player leaves in free agency or retires.

When did Derrick Rose play for the Wizards?

The police did beat them with their wet noodles.

Where’s the white leadership?

Executive producer: just cut to the live feed!

Yeah...not a Hawks fan. Never was, never will be. Just a lifelong Chicagoan who’s seen a city go from not giving a shit about an entire sport to turning it into a cult.

I remember when the Wolves were outdrawing them.

Couldn’t give away free tickets 7 years ago, and now everyone in the city is a ‘lifelong, diehard’ shit-talking fan. Fuck ‘em.

I feel like I’m losing my mind, here.

Rhodes—who died Thursday—actually only spent a short amount of time in what was then WWF, but the sports entertainment monster has consumed many of the smaller promotions in which Rhodes made his name as a wrestler.

That is uncalled for and completely transparent attempt at gauging interest in a dumb fucking top-candy-bar-list article.

Seriously. I know his greatness bores people but Deadspin should be better than that. If this is what an off game looks like.........

LeBron’s stat line overshadowed another inefficient playoff performance

You will. It’ll be a special exhibition series of LeBron and JR Smith against the entire Warriors team with Dellavedova appearing out of nowhere to whack at the knees of as many Warriors players as possible.

Fuck that I want to see Curry and LeBron go at it.

Silly funbaggs, we’ll assume you just don’t know the meaning of nepotism. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/nep…. Now, I seem to remember Hillary Clinton running for United States Senate in New York and winning, and getting re-elected, then being appointed as Secretary of State. Neither of these positions were

The Clippers were in a decent position to bring the game within two when he did this. He basically cost them any chance they had at coming back with this insane lack of athleticism.

Oh! This isn’t like a break up story but I stopped hanging out with my bff because he was into me like that and became pretty possessive.

Tracked down his wife and told her everything.

NYE 2003: Long story short, I saw my long-term boyfriend making out with my “friend” (LIKE TWO HOURS BEFORE THE BALL DROPPED so there was no excuse). I screamed at him but didn’t bother with her because I didn’t want her to know she could get to me like that (she was SUCH a pathetic attention whore who lived for shit