The answer is: Less than he had pre-firework.

The team never told him they were working on a trade, mainly because a) the trade never finalized and b) he was in the middle of a fucking game. His manager had no idea about what was unfolding online, as he was managing a fucking game at the time. He had to “process” thanks to fans who told him he was traded before…

That’s actually a pretty dumb explanation. The reason guys are pulled after trades is a courtesy to the receiving team, so the player doesn’t come down with some fluke, last minute injury. Sparing a guy a few innings playing for his current team for the last time isn’t really that big of a fucking deal... like, at all.

I feel like Taylor Swift is now one of the most defensive people on the planet. she insured her legs, got parody videos taken down from youtube, she bought domain names like taylorswift.porn a, removed all her music from spotify and wrote a open letter to apple and is trying to copyright “this sick beat”

her whole fucking career is weaksauce.

It’s very reminiscent of when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made a couple of TayTay jokes, and she’s all like “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help women” i.e. “there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t fawn all over me.” Also, Bad Blood is pretty weak-sauce. You’d think if you really wanted…

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And dear sweet TayTay: if you want to discuss women sticking together that’s fine, but first let’s talk about your playground fight with Katy Perry and your girl gang Bad Blood video, mmmkay?

Look at the white woman making it about her.... So adorable.

after her verse on Monster, why would you ever even *imagine* stepping at Nikki

All I can see is the perfectly timed loop of the Chevy/MLB partnership slogan rolling into view. Well played Chevy.

In all fairness to Dick Enberg, he hasn’t been the same since viewing those baseball blooper highlights during that Angels vs Mariners game back in 1988. It really traumatized him...

Literally no one does this because no one dreams of being a punter.

Are we getting to the anti-circlejerk portion of the year already? I can never keep my online seasons straight.

Look, Kluwe...I won’t punt footballs, and you don’t make Deadspin jokes, okay?

“[Money], I just feel like it’s not important.”

man this article sucks. so much biased garbage. inb4 found the knicks fan. nope. just found someone whose objective and doesnt adhere to lazy narratives such as “patrick beverley is bad” and categorizing corey brewer as 3/d when he clearly isnt, just to make him seem like a worse player. terrible.

There’s a term for this exact phenomenon. “The Great White Hope”

Is this SportsPickle or The Onion?

Totally disagree - serving/volleying going the way of midrange jumpers has led to much longer rallies since it’s become such a baseline game. In my opinion, women’s tennis’ lack of consistent, title-contending stars with visually contrasting games makes it harder to be invested in most of the matches. There are also a…