Will be surprised if he doesn't get fired for that. Clearly a rape joke.

Which, to me, makes it less appealing.

This is the second story where Deadspin has referred to Love’s injury as a shoulder separation. Unless I’ve missed something, Love dislocated, not separated, his shoulder. These are two distinct and different injuries. A shoulder separation involves the AC joint (where the clavicle meets the acromion process—basically…

Fuck Jim Nantz

One day, Jim Nantz will be forced to announce a soccer game and I will enjoy his obvious disgust.

He could always move to Eagleton and play on the high school team.

According to the police report, the victim had his cell phone in her hand in the course of an argument about him getting a text message from another woman. He attempted to retrieve the phone from her. In the course of the struggle for the phone, he grabbed her arms hard enough to bruise and scratched her neck.

Also a good rule, to not take things that don’t belong to you.

“Yes officer, when I took his property he tried to get it back and his fingernail touched my arm. Would I like to press charges? Does a pope shit in the woods? Does he like to get texts from other women? That’s worth ruining him for, write it up."

Let me get this straight. So she took his phone and he tried to take it back, which probably led to a scuffle. This in turn got him charged with battery for trying to take what he already owned back. She gets charged with nothing, even though it wasn’t her phone and she was going through his personal information on…

Little known fact: they're not brothers. They're a husband and wife.

Yep. I remember being excited last year when they were playing well a month or two in and the highest team BA by a wide margin (crazy team BA of like .320; 2nd best team .270). Then they got swept for what seemed like the whole month of june/july/august . At least it keeps $10 tickets readily available.

“I don’t think he likes or respects stars.”

And they showed the replay too, but it was like the did it on accident. As soon as his foot stepped out of bounds they cut the replay.

Clearly the Jets wanted to see how well he fit in with the organization.

You know, M. Night, might have been better if, instead of "our Star Wars," you made the movie, say, like the goddamned animated show?!

So, yesterday you wrote:

Waaaaaaait a minute. Let me see if I've got this straight. You're saying that telling the truth in headlines fosters trust in readers, and is generally a good thing for journalists to do? GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. HERE.

C'mon man, you don't really think that deceit will lose you readers. You know it'll get you readers but you've all adapted a moral high ground for so long that you would never admit to it.

Well now you're just lying.