Thanks Torch. This is the kind of hard-hitting journalism I've come to know, need, and expect from Jalopnik. Answering the tough questions, one frozen burrito at a time!

Why would passing on the right be a Canadian thing?

I feel like this is an acceptable, or even COOL exception. Bonus points if its a cool swap. Extra bonus points if you can get the badge in the original car's font.

Yeah.... but man is it sweet when it's not in the shop.

Man, debatable. Want to change a headlight bulb? Better pull everything in front of the rad off.

If you own an Audi B7 S4, and your timing chain tensioners wear out, there are two possible procedures:

Haha... No kidding. This is probably still on VHS at my parents house in a closet somewhere. Burrard St Bridge FTW!

What's the flash on the target right before the hellfires impact? Some kind of ranging?

Is there anything better than a fast sedan?

As someone who jealously sits in the passenger side of helicopters regularly (and watches the pilot push a similar button...), I'd love to play pilot and get to push a button like this in my car.

A note to all automakers: when you make a stereo in a car, the huge, central knob should control only one thing: volume. There are no exceptions to this. The knob should control volume, it should only control volume, and it shouldn't be allowed to control anything besides volume. Any employee suggesting the knob's…

Its a Le Mans start for Vipers! Planelopnik meets Jalopnik.

Would you rather have a stainless steel fork and spoon on your dinner table, or an overpriced titanium spork?

So just spent some time talking to someone who has worked for Cat Finning and Komatsu. Apparently 5-10% over nominal is pretty easy for something like a 797f; for an electric drive truck you can do more. Evidently he's seen 560 tons in the back of a Komatsu 960E, which is ostensibly a

Its on Foxtrot Alpha...

Don't worry!

Delorean!

Yes and no. There weren't really many options for me, if you live somewhere with snow, you basically have to get the Audi.

Agreed. I've got the wagon, so its pretty stealth. I'd really like to get rid of the brushed aluminium mirrors, as they're really the only way to tell from a distance that its not an A4.

I drive by the dealership in Vancouver during my commute. I know they have a full size F-Series there, will check what model.