we be bannin’

I thought I was alone on this, thanks. That guy is the reason why people run when they see a salvage title, and rightfully so. I wouldn’t even dare to stand next to a car he’s “fixed”, much less drive it.

Who has time to watch a whole video, gotta get that comment in before the burnout is done!

You mean in the gif at the top where he’s warming up the tires in the burnout box? Did you watch the video?

Didn’t you answer your own question? When a booster falls without entering orbit you have a very good idea of where it is going to hit. 

The Mighty FC. If they could have made this, it would be the Jeep in my driveway instead of an YJ.
Big cab, big bed very little wasted space.  Imagine this with a camper.

Crack pipe at any price. NEVER buy someone else’s unfinished spaceship project.

I hope someone remembered to chain him to his tree, because he’ll be on the next flight if not.

We still do driving embargoes, but that’s based on different reasoning. With informational embargoes, everything is timed to maximize the marketing effort, which is pretty contrary to what we do. When it comes to a press drive, the purpose of the embargo is to give everyone a chance to try the vehicle. With a…

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.…

Thank you! I encourage everyone to get out there and write!

+1 Darsh!

TL;DR, I’ll let this guy explain:

I’d rather throw money away trying to save lives rather than take them. 

“Cutting edge technology” this is not. They’re using standard industry manufacturing processes and describing them in unnecessary detail to make them seem special. Carmakers have a tendency to do this to give laypeople the impression that they are using some advanced new tech. Aston can’t even make their own…

Yea, but on the on-board you do see “gear 6, Throttle All green” That surely let’s you know they were hustling.

Looks like an average French country Sunday morning, the youths driving back from the club at 5-6 am ... Don’t ask me how I know.

I didn’t miss the Formula E race last weekend, it was a ripper, but I’m no longer on the weekend beat. Also, Alanis didn’t cover the Daytona 24 or Bathurst 12 last year, I did.

As soon as I read the headline I knew. Congrats and thanks for all the great comments, I always enjoy reading your comments. 

Oh, so you just don’t have a sense of humor then. Got it.