It’s odd that you call the similarity to Fallout the elephant in the room. The entire reason I’ve been hype as fuck about this game for months is that I fully expect it to be New Vegas in space. There may be an elephant in the room, but I'm only in the room because I want to hang out with the elephant. 

The fuck is up with that headline?

Hello fellow 6'3er. Do you have the same permanent scrape on your head from hitting the overhang on basement stairways?

Can confirm, am 6'3". I have to hunch a bit to clear basement stairways and some ceilings. Working a lot down there gives me neck pain.

Just another case of a 50-something year old annoyed at a 20-something year old’s choice of music.

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

Maybe the 2nd best basketball player of all time without any rings. Because we all know he has no rings in the Stugotz personal record book.

Fuckin A on Town Topic. I love to appall my foodie friends, with my love of this place. I love every bit of it. The greasy spoon food that is downright comforting on days when I’m down. The way the pies in rack remind me of an old 40s Noir diner, and make me wonder if I’m about to step into a murder-for-hire plot…

Approximately like this.

Car fuel can melt steel beams!

Appropriate

I can smell that dog through the screen...

I’m in the KC area if you still need the report.

“Well, if they’d just stayed in the back of the bus, we wouldn’t have had to throw them under it.”

The confusion came from this — the reporter asked if Smith was progressing on his own or if he’d need a, “concussion protocol aide?”. Only hearing “Cool” and “Aid” Coach Reid instinctively responded “OH YEAH!” 
We apologize for the confusion and will be replacing the shattered wall in the press room immediately.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

As a middle-aged man with a relatively happy house hold - nice wife, children still in the house, my life has lost a lot of its excitement. My kids are great and all - love taking the daughter out to her soccer games and even to the mall. My son, however, is a different story. Always holed up in the house, no…