I thought I had mono for an entire year once. Turned out I was just really bored.

It would've been better if Miss had hollered "you coulda ate it every night, fool!"

I agree with this and am also under the impression that potentially if Vanessa gets pushed over the edge everyone pays, Dracula included. Thus, he's taking it nice and slow.

And he never runs, either. Not even on water.

If Zombie and Guillermo Del Toro could become some kind of cinematographic siamese twins it'd leave me harder than Chinese algebra.

Before opening his browser he was wondering "Do you love me?"

Still no match for "Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms," though.

The next one will be in the stall: "And no upper decks either!"

I've long suspected that Beavis & Butthead was a direct correlation of the Reagan & Thatcher relationship.

I think you're wrong about Pee Wee, but I would totally pay Mikkelsen to play every role in an episode of Cheers.

Well, being wanted (dead or alive) would grind on anyone.

Phrasing!

How many points do you take off for cigarettes?

But is it a low Barr, aka Roseanne?

Yeah, but now that Lemmy has passed if I ever go out there I'll wear short-short jean shorts in his honor.

Cigarette butts? No extra charge.

Evangelicals can lead to Ted Cruz, though, so…

Word on the street is that Posh will be replaced by Affluenza Spice; criminal acts yet to be determined.

Ah shit, I can go with that — that explains why I played Fallout: New Vegas for about thirty minutes three months ago and haven't put in the disc since.

I'm only bitching at you due to convenience, but people talking about the importance of "the story" in games wrecks my mind. Get off my lawn and go to the library or watch a movie or something if "the story" is the big thing.