True, but another dude from The Heartbreakers told me that you can't put your arms around a memory.

Lynda Carter? If you can name a better Wonder Woman I want to hear it.

Mock-executed like Dostoevsky.

Part of the fun of the Prohibition-era gangsters was that their key to success was driving around all the fucking time. Chicago, Detroit, and Minneapolis were all major points, with the occasional mellowing (or shootout) in northern Wisconsin — as long as they were working all those miles, why not swing west?

Why are there so many Knutsons in the phone books in
Minnesota?

My theory: he was no longer a cop (in life) and thus he didn't want to misrepresent himself as such? I can't remember the exact phrase, but I used to eyeball the FBI's "most wanted" posters at the post office back in the day and A LOT of those gentlemen had presented themselves as officers. Apparently doing so ain't…

Here's how I perceived this episode: the second season defied its theme song.

I loved the Queequeg-in-bed chapter — "better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian," must've made some people grind their teeth a century and a half ago.

Which of the posts will you respond to? Choose your own adventure!

You think that the remake of 'The Hills Have Eyes' is better than the original? Fuuuuuuuuck Yooooooooou.

Watching that scene, I was glad when his wife called and a clock at home was visible — 11:10 p.m., ought to be plenty of time to clean up.

Here's the first segment of my "Martha Stewart/Bachelor Livin'" series: Mickey's bottles make excellent herb/spice containers.

'90210' has four years on it, and 'Mad About You' has two, but there is some taaaaaasty clothing in 'Friends'.

So in 'November Rainn', would Rainn play Axel or would Axel play Rainn?

Herzog and Lynch did pretty well on 'My Son, My Son…'….

He could appear somewhere as the scariest Santa Claus of all.

Damn, guess that mother can keep them in the dark for (almost all of) life.

No match for a convict librettist, though.

17, 18, time for masturbatin'.

Hmmmmm, lemme see if I can think of anything to put in a woman…