I am amazed at your photoshop skillz.

Now, now, if you’re going to point out the Compass you must not forget about the equally bad, and curiously similar, Patriot.

So much this. Do you want bigger, more expensive feature laden trucks or honest trucks? Make up your minds complainers.

Neutral: Seriously, The Nissan Frontier

Down with Jacquard Looms! Will no one think of the weavers who invested in expensive looms, that now can’t make a living with machine looms undercutting then, and are taking their own lives!

Just get a Honda Element. And if you so wish, maybe swap a S2000 motor in it.

Given that Thor actually did pretty damn well against Thanos, Captain Marvel won’t be that huge of a leap in power.

72k...is the key point there, and while I agree Porsche CPO is the best way to go some folks don’t have the budget. You can get nice Porsches for reasonable money without the CPO, you just have to do the homework.

I always find “Are you the kind of person I’d get on with enough that I want to place my life on the line, fighting criminals with you?” to be kind of cumbersome.

This $4500 Subaru WRX and $10,500 worth of rally parts.

Everyone else wants more ground clearance, and I’m over here like

Lol...how will I save for my 911 without all those sweet, sweet crossover deals?

With global platforms, Ford will still have the small cars available when the inevitable happens. They won’t be selling them here, but they will have the ability to (federalize them and) bring them here should the demand pick up due to rising fuel prices.

I walked out forever the day a pushy salesman actually had the ‘nads to ask a Marine Gunnery Sergeant if he was “man enough” to own a Harley.

Pretty simple: so they can fire all the drivers and keep that cash to themselves.

Pepe?