Next Tavarish project car - “I just bought a stupid cheap cube of Dodge Neon to turn it into a concours winner”

The Panamera is less terrible in person, than in photos. Which isn’t really a compliment.

Depending on your favorite flavor of off-road terrain my preferences (in no specific order)...

WTF are you talking about? 1988 wasn’t 30 ye-

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.