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I don't watch DWTS but that just made my whole day a lil brighter!

If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

A lot of the reason is our sexual compatibility and the lack thereof in his previous relationship. I thought that was clear but then I tend to forget that there are those among us with, shall we say, less of an understanding of how thinking works.

How lovely of you to make an assumption about my marriage based on three sentences. Let me return the favor and extend my thoughts on your cuntiness based on your two.

Here is the same columnist's response two years ago to a woman who wrote in with same problem.

My husband's ex-wife refused bj's too. I, on the other hand, love a dick in my mouth. That's a lot of the reason they are no longer married and we are.

Except this guy was probably from South Philly.

I told my thirteen year-old daughter that she should always judge pictures she shares with others by whether or not it would bother her for her dad to see them— because if a picture gets you in trouble and you need us to squash something or just generally have your back, we're are going to see it. So, think about your

Guess what? The vaccine only protects against four of the 40+ strains of the virus. Sure, it protects against the cancer-causing ones but you are still at risk for 90-odd more.

Oh, no, girl. No.

This is not cute, not funny, not anything but gross. This is what we find entertaining now. How sad.

Ugh, and what's with the teeny-tiny boob pockets on juniors clothing. Why put a 2x2 square where a pocket should (not) be?

Nothing groundbreaking here. I lived in Philly for half of the 80's and most of the 90's and distinctly remember when Spaghetti Warehouse opened around 1990, with a starting server's wage of $10/hr with bennies.

PA has expanded Medicaid. It happened just a few weeks ago.

3 condoms in 40 minutes? Um, you didn't have to tell us it wasn't great.

Insignificant until you realize that Sarah Palin could have been one heartbeat away.....

Oh, actual people wrote these questions and sent them in? I was under the impression that the author just made them up? They certainly sound made up...

The whole concept of this column is reading very "sitcom" to me.

There are professional nit-picking businesses all over the country that do this.