I swear to god if the Indians comeback and I have to hear about the “curse of the shirtless J.R.” for the rest of my life...

On one hand, putting making the #4 team the 7-1 team that lost to the #1 team by 19 points is laughable. On the other hand, fuck the Huskies forever and ever amen

this must be how chuck feels when he hears that, according to nerd stats, nikola jokic was the best center in the nba last year

props on the most obscure WWII reference I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section

“Ciara is pregnant and is so excited to be a mom,”

My family yells at each other so much that, without realizing it, I started using the phrase “yell at” to mean any form of objection or criticism. Coincidentally, casually mentioning that you “yelled at” your roommate for forgetting to lock the door is a good way to make a date think you’re a psychopath.

I agree unironically. Having dynasty teams with the odds stacked in their favor makes underdog wins fun and memorable.

I’m not a legal expert or anything, but wouldn’t members of the jury grinning and posing with the defendant immediately after the trial be grounds for a mistrial?

Ah man, how could Draymond have forgotten about those famous tech wage-suppression lawsuits that everyone knows about? It’s almost like he’s a professional basketball player coming up with a metaphor on the fly.

A huge amount of the weapons the US sent to Syria have ended up in the hands of Jabhat al-Nusra or hardcore Islamist coalitions that work with them. It was obvious to the US intelligence and defense community that the “moderate opposition” barely existed on the ground and only appeared to beg for more money and…

Albert, I know that you’re an expert in the Syrian war and all, but basically all the rebel groups in Aleppo (& northern Syria in general) are hardcore Islamists funded by Saudi Arabia and the Gulf states, and include Jabhat al Sham, AKA Jabhat al Nusra, AKA “Literally Part of Al Qaeda”. If they were to overthrow the…

This article criticizes the choice of Tim Kaine because of the way that most voters perceive him. Many Democrats have “impressive and important” civil rights backgrounds and many of them aren’t uninspiring centrist non-entities who 90% of Americans couldn’t pick out of a lineup.

Knocking someone’s brain clean out the back of their skull is just good football, but if you mimmick running someone over with a chariot or shooting them over a castle wall with a trebuchet, that’s 15 yards

Antonio Brown catches footballs for a living and the NFL is a reality TV show aimed at middle-aged men. There’s nothing holy about the league’s rules and nothing is tarnished if the players are allowed to have personalities.

Fuck you. He destroyed Iraq for no reason. He illegally expanded presidential powers to create a massive surveillance state. He did nothing to stop the banking crash, and he slammed the brakes on the fight against global warming. Basically every dipshit policy espoused by Trump was a Bush idea first. The fact that he…

Hmm, well good thing he didn’t use American anxieties about Muslim terror to illegally invade and destroy the social fabric of a country that had nothing to do with 9/11, or your point would be extremely stupid!

Your idea of entertaining football sounds deranged

There was absolutely no reason to believe that Wentz was going to be a starting-caliber quarterback before the draft (and there still barely is!), but thanks for having the balls to say that you would’ve made the smarter choice 4 months after the draft

He’s obviously not making an argument against the concept of math and science, but don’t stop that from violating your dumbass engineer sensibilities. He’s arguing that allowing power meters simplifies a strategic dimension of cycling and lowers the skill ceiling.

When they won against good teams it was narrow, and when they lost it was a blowout, which suggests that they were punching above their weight in 2015. They’ve definitely regressed roster-wise. I don’t see any reason to hold out hope for an improvement from last year.