Good thing you’re around to explain which politicians he’s allowed to think don’t care about black people and which ones do

Basically every single member of the USA’s Men’s Basketball team are All-Star if not All-NBA quality. Harrison Barnes was a Plan Z addition to the roster and he’d play 30 minutes a game on any of the other teams. I wouldn’t hold out hope for an upset.

Before anyone ever asks a hypothetical question about man v. gorilla melee combat they should be legally bound to watch this video first.

Probably the best dunk of all time - Vince Carter leaping over a the dude - was on a French stiff at the Olympics who never made the NBA despite being 7'2 and having working knees. It would’ve counted as far as I’m concerned.

I really, really, really want to know who you think the 6th best future Hall of Famer on their roster is

• The 2015-16 Golden State Warriors are the best NBA team of all time in both absolute and relative terms, even though they didn’t get the ring

Hillary Clinton is the most disliked major candidate in modern history, outside of Donald Trump. The DNC just got caught red-handed as fixing the primary, and instead of engaging with Sanders’ support base and carrying the torch of his enormously popular economic populism strategy, the Clinton campaign has spent an…

Lawyers are going to argue whatever they think gives them the best shot at winning the case, even if their best argument sounds insane outside the courtroom and only has an outside shot at working. This isn’t to say that Tesla and their sci-fi autist CEO don’t have an grandiose view of what their product is, but…

I never had an NFL to root for when I was young (I grew up about 1000 miles from the closest one), but when Mariota left Oregon I figured I’d finally get a team and start rooting for the Titans.

So he’s a dissappointing pick because he’s an old, white, career politician? You know Clinton is also right?

“Three-team race”? Does anyone else remember the Spurs going 67-15 or did I just imagine it?

I’m a casual NBA fan at best, could someone explain to me the logic of exchanging your 30 year old center who’s really good for a busted up 30 year old center who’s and was really good 5 years ago?

THE YEAR: 201X

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: a Gawker vertical publishes an article lauding a tepid, laughably civil denunciation of Trump by a prominent establishment Democrat as if this precise thing hasn’t happened 40 times before to zero effect

A while ago someone on twitter called him the “next Joe Johnson” and I think about that a lot.

Glad I finally have a six paragraph how-to from a Princeton-educated Brooklyn dork to reference next time I come across an extremely common invasive species. I’m looking forward to your 30,000 word long form treatise of the time you saw a white-tailed deer while on retreat in the Adirondacks.

Counterpoint: Wiggins is a bust and fucking sucks

I understand hating Draymond because he’s a huge dick, but his per-game line this season is 14.0/ 9.5 /7.4. His VORP is #9 in the league. I think it’s safe to say he’s pretty good at basketball.

Do you shake your fist and curse the Kardashians everytime you find out people don’t give a shit about things that don’t really affect them

How much money did you win betting on him? He was 66-1 to win, and obviously you’re so much smarter than Vegas.