I have met these guys a few times:

I just lol'd!

OH!!!!!!!!! It's a joke- about the RANGERS- and.... ok Ok- Ok...... so you aren't talking about Rape, but- you are saying that playing for the RANGERS is like, bad..... Ah ha- ok ok ok.... OK get It- I got it. You are saying that he can recover from being a Rangers player. OK makes sense now....

No I.... damnit! you're right!

No it's not- it's easy to argue generalizations without specifics. And Satire well done are not always funny.

No it's not. Being nice and children are not a waste of time and that is not what the Onion is satirezing!

And oddly enough, they all began fighting, peeing and pooping all over the store. They ran around, escaped, and got hair all over everything.

That just made me laugh out loud...

You have a cool dad.

Paintball!

My iPhone is having a bitch of a time with this.

All I know is that music makes it seems really f'ing intriguing!

Jesus- stop messing around and get a prototype! Only Giz could do that...

Dude if Tim Cook hired Twilight Sparkle then shit's gettin' serious!

nice.

Apple?!? Tim Cook?!! When are you going to buy Sprint and solve this problem?

Same thing here. They were specific and ADAMANT that the unlimited data plan would include LTE when it was available, because I could have bought an LTE phone then but I got an iPhone 4.

You take a lot of words to say nothin'!

You're a fat kid. They know.

I love articles on Gizmodo about intelligence! Commenters all try to out do each other with their intellectual superiority, and everyone turns their critical might up a few notches- "Oh he thinks he has a correct theory about intelligence?!? We'll see about that!!"