“The Drunk Daughter of Rob Schneider Ruined Dolly Parton’s Birthday Party” is probably an inaccurate description of how little Dolly would care but is still the funniest headline I’ve seen about this so far.

CBS, the most risk-averse network ever. How Person of Interest ever got approved, I'll never know. 

It was exactly the kind of thing AV Club would cover. The beloved pop culture website you loved is dead, now only haunted by us in the greys. 

Shame on you, SHAME ON YOU

Everyone seems to agree Secret Invasion was terrible. They should have just shelved it.

Is being booted from BravoCon a worse punishment than having to attend BravoCon?

Tarantino should probably get therapy, but I don’t know if he’d want to foot the bill.

I think the main problem is that “the world of Harry Potter” is kind of shitty as a world.

I guess you can do that when you look like John Stamos.

Yeah, that’s the thing about most “beloved” sitcoms: they weren’t “beloved” so much as...on. My family watched Home Improvement every week. I don’t think a single one of us particularly loved it hated it; it was just preferable to whatever was on the other networks. Occasionally you'd luck out and what was on was…

Have Mercy!

Right-wingers bedrock belief that Hollywood is liberal is easily disproved when Dancing With the Stars hired Spicer, The Masked Singer hired Roodles, and, most egregiously, SNL hired Trump to do episodes. Turns out entertainment companies are giant, multinational corporations that are more aligned with Republican…

OR... his humor doesn’t land with kids today because kids today are fucking idiots.

“This is why it's bad when one big company controls lots of stuff." Yeah, this site's parent company being a prime example.

Of course! Derek Childrens didn’t die for this.

So many Eagleheart bits that it’s pretty much impossible to choose a favorite - the Death Punch, the gang’s obsession with Jim Belushi-style Chicago Blues, Honor Thy Marshall/“Nice, Bro.”, “Get it? I’m Beezor.” - but every time I’m playing a board game with friends and the action stops dead so we can consult the…

Listen, if anyone can be trusted to deliver a script about media pandering, it’s South Park, the ancient franchise that’s been pandering nonstop to mediocre edgy white dudebros for a quarter century.

Can we finally add South Park to the list of overly long running adult animated shows that need to die already?

I’d tell you it was a DVR that used removable, physical, media, but we aren’t far off from those things not meaning anything to kids these days either.