So the going exchange rate is three AV Club articles for one Variety article?

I do plan to watch them some time soon, and a friend told me the first movie is great as well, so hey, I might turn in to a very late starting Spongebob fan this year

Spongebob these days is basically The Simpsons for kids. In its early years, it has genuinely some of the funniest episodes in the medium, but now has kept going long past those halcyon days, and will last forever. It even has a bunch of older fans who never stop talking about how the new ones are trash, just like The…

I don’t know if I heard that, but I think I did read/hear they wanted him to either make the show’s cast much younger or do a spin-off about them being younger and he didn’t want to do that. Then, when he dies, suddenly Nick greenlights a spin-off where the characters are all younger...

Sometimes it reminds me of Ren & Stimpy with those disgusting closeups.

I have been having a blast with F-Zero 99. (For reference, I played but never got into the original SNES game, but I adored F-Zero X for the N64. Never played any other version.)

This absolutely tracks. 

Chevy Chase will never be on Stranger Things!

I got a Community notification for this?

Man, if Chase wasn’t such an asshole, Only Murders in the Building could have been a ¡Three Amigos! reunion.

“Elon Musk also weighed in, posting “I support Russell Brand. That man is not evil.””

Fuck, that’s the harshest roast yet.

There better be puddles, or GOD HELP THEM

If it’s fake it’s pretty lame. Why not go all out? Just set up a green screen and have him break up Godzilla and Mothra going at it or some shit.

Gonna watch this, but if the monologue count goes past 5 in the first episode, I’m stopping.

Except, of course, Midnight Mass (2021) which was great

Sucks if the accusations are true, but I think for years a lot of people have hated him for what I think are some pretty undeserved reasons, like they think he’s not funny or too needy or his petting Trump’s hair somehow helped Trump win the election.

Jimmy goddamn Fallon is making fun of OTHER people for not being funny?

His delivery may suck

Cigar. Horn-rimmed glasses. Slicked-back hair. Glass house. White Ferrari. Live for New Year’s Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni’s for sloppy steaks. They’d say; ‘no…