As a generic white dude, I take offense. I’m not sure about what, but rest assured I’m offended. 

“ok, we have all these weird adult men who want to have sex with our cartoon ponies, maybe we could make them stop sexualizing the characters by... turning them into teenage girls? That can’t be right.”

cliche twist: buttercup is gay.

well thanks, you just made me cry.

From a Facebook post I made a little less than one year ago...

Johnny Bravo is a male fashion model who... never mind, all I did was recast Zoolander with blond hair.

Thandarr The Barbarian may make for a decent live action reboot.

I know!

I was thinking more of a deep study of toxic masculinity with Johnny Bravo.

But just think of the spinoff potential!  Grown up Dexter’s Lab, where he’s still struggling with the guilt of Deedee’s death at the hands of some experiment of his she triggerred only to reveal partway through that Mandark rebuilt her into a cyborg!  Ed, Edd, and Eddy, attorneys at law!  Foster’s Home for Dark and…

I just want the grimdark version of Mojo Jojo’s speeches.

Will they still be deformed, bug-eyed, fingerless weirdos?

Is it too much to ask for them to give this the Legends WTFN treatment?

Oh come on, I agree that a little Crystal goes a long way (which is why I never liked the “City Slickers” movies), but how can you not like the “He was only mostly dead” and “Have fun storming the castle!” lines? Those are some of the best parts!

IMO, The Princess Bride is far better as an adult. I saw the movie several times as a child and absolutely hated it then. I could tell that something about it was off. I knew it wasn’t a standard fairly tale, yet I wasn’t old enough to get what sort of tone the movie was actually going for or why that annoying kid and…

Yeah, but is it funny? Princess Bride was more about laughs and witty dialogue than its swashbuckling adventure.

Samurai Pizza Cats

A show about a billionaire airlifting a Scottish castle to New York so he could resurrect a race of sentient gargoyles and build robots of them had no right to be so good. And that was before time travel, nano machines, and the fairies from A Midsummer Night’s Dream got involved.

Its certainly no Disney's The Rocketeer, that's for certain.

Downvoted for pandering.