It should have been you who took a line drive to the face.

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

Look, anyone who might fuck over Goodell is ok in my book.

I’ve got nothing to add, except Fuck Curt Schilling with a rusty garden tool.

“Los Angeles already had a professional football team that plays in the Coliseum.”

I never thought we’d be here, but, congratulations to the Detroit Lions on making a smart personnel move.

Sure, now it is, but before his concussions it was elsewhere.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Except in this case he’s trying to avoid MSG.

Maybe this guy can help Drew finally find weed.

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

*Sound Engineer who Didn’t bleep that speaking with HR*

And to think, you still had a better night than Ted Cruz.

I’m sick of the Arians in this country swinging their Johnsons around like their worldview is the only one that matters.

His helmet needs more padding, less Cushing.

Uh, you mean “does not”?

Honey!? Where’s the dry stationary?

Alabama fan Charles Jr claimed he was only sticking up for Uncle Dad.

I think regular women get this all the time too.

I don’t even know why he’s DMing her. Everybody knows he’s a catcher.