You’re a sheep. This is religiously guided bullshit.

If only they had asked about porn instead of his player getting a DUI.

Beat Your Meat, Not Your Wife

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

why isn’t there just a guy in your entourage who drives you drunk?

She dances like I do when I pump up the monster jams while cleaning the house. All she’s missing is a spray bottle and slightly bewildered pets.

I read the bear more as thinking, “Free food and beer? How lovely!”

I knew I wasn’t the only one rooting for that.

That was so many rights that she ended up home twice.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

“He couldn’t coherently answer any questions,” Schultz said.

They didn’t know the man and asked him to leave because he was drunk

Or just stop caring what random people think of you, especially since you likely won’t ever talk to/see them again.

Depends on the form. Using a 100 yard free style (4 laps) as an example, assuming the 70yr old starts his first lap at about 25 seconds per 25 yards and gets progressively slower throughout the race, and assuming this swimmer (let’s take average D2 college swimmer for example) can rip off a 50 yard split in the…

Non-hypothetical: depends on the length of the race, but in this one (200m breast stroke), absolutely without question. A 25-29 year old could spot them just under 3 minutes and still win.

70-74 age group winner posted a 3:11.63. Olympians in 2016 generally won heats/the finals with times slightly better than 2:08. So a world-class swimmer probably could.

Genocide seems counterproductive here, no?

Hey make sure to go fuck yourself dude

Judging by his drug cocktail, I take “unexpected reaction” to mean “not dead”.

Tebow: [steps into RH batter’s box]