*receives pink slips*

You could say the driver was blindsided

The only mild comfort I have when I read things like this is that this dude is old and fat and tired and ugly and clearly his loneliness and isolation have made him miserable for the majority of his life. What joy has he ever really experienced that didn’t also make him feel secretly, deeply, crushingly inadequate?…

“These are the strongest vials out there. Dab” And then he dabbed.

This should be baseball. Just dogs chasing various items across the field with people standing around. More exciting.

Rivers are pretty great at flow charts.

This is great advice, but I don’t think it helps him right now.

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

Joseph Daniel Hudek IV

Biggest explosion involving the Titans since Steve McNairs melon.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

What’s your favorite typo in this Howard Eskin tweet?

No joke; that organization really needs to overhaul its staph.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

No, Steve Bannon just looks like he’s 71.

He’s under contract for the 2018-17 season and has a team option for the 2018-19 season.

Tim Tebow... took some ribbing

They seem to, but a few years later they disappear in a ponzi scheme.

Why is there a toad sitting next to Louie CK?

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.